On this episode, Derek and Jesse are discussing Dan Szymborski’s neural network shenanigans, including computer generated mottos for every MLB team and possibly untrue fun facts about every free agent. They’re also chatting about the possibility of the D-backs sharing Chase Field with the Arizona Coyotes.


Derek Montilla, occasionally known as The Mayor of PHNX, has covered the Arizona Diamondbacks beat for over 10 seasons. He's a career .093 hitter as an amateur with more errors than runs scored, so everyone decided that the press box was a better fit. The Arizona native is a diehard fan of all Valley sports and can also be found roaming free ringside at local pro wrestling shows.