The Houston Astros and their bullpen make us jealous, Jordan Lawlar in the Arizona Fall League makes us hopeful, and people on Twitter not knowing the difference between a duck and a goose makes us sad.
Derek Montilla, occasionally known as The Mayor of PHNX, has covered the Arizona Diamondbacks beat for over 10 seasons. He's a career .093 hitter as an amateur with more errors than runs scored, so everyone decided that the press box was a better fit. The Arizona native is a diehard fan of all Valley sports and can also be found roaming free ringside at local pro wrestling shows.
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