The San Diego Padres have stunned the Los Angeles Dodgers in the NLCS, and we are here for all of the awful takes. Meanwhile, we are looking for room on the Cleveland Guardians bandwagon and answering your Mailbag Monday questions.


Derek Montilla, occasionally known as The Mayor of PHNX, has covered the Arizona Diamondbacks beat for over 10 seasons. He's a career .093 hitter as an amateur with more errors than runs scored, so everyone decided that the press box was a better fit. The Arizona native is a diehard fan of all Valley sports and can also be found roaming free ringside at local pro wrestling shows.