The Arizona Diamondbacks offense is rolling as they take game two and the series against the Cardinals in St Louis. Gabriel Moreno hit his first home run of the year, Drey Jameson bent but didn’t break, and the D-backs are four games away from Derek dying his hair.


Derek Montilla, occasionally known as The Mayor of PHNX, has covered the Arizona Diamondbacks beat for over 10 seasons. He's a career .093 hitter as an amateur with more errors than runs scored, so everyone decided that the press box was a better fit. The Arizona native is a diehard fan of all Valley sports and can also be found roaming free ringside at local pro wrestling shows.